So I am considering changing this blog like crap that no one reads into a picture blog instead, very few rants since I have nothing to rant about these days, mostly cause I just don’t give a shit about anything at the moment, however I have a bunch of pictures just laying around I might want to upload instead for no particular reason, not drawn pictures but actual photography (OMFGROFLHAXWUT!?) .. That and I’m also considering starting to do some street art, for no apparent reason whatsoever, well there is a cause, there’s always a cause and an effect..  But wouldn’t mind someone else’s opinion on this..

Ok, so this is just a general rant about doctor who.

-SPOILER ALERT.. Slightly-

which was a brilliant show in general, or that was until season 5 hit. They replaced the doctor in season 5, and not with a good one either, the doctor who played in season 5 (Matt Smith) was to be honest a horrible actor, he really couldn’t match up to any of the previous actors (This is all personal opinion and is not to be taken seriously under any circumstances).  Matt Smith is not even close to being as enthusiastic and entertaining as any of the previous doctors, he also seems to be an extreme hardcore pacifist “AAAH! No violence!!!” which is horrible and makes the series end up lacking in just every way, the series just ends up boring. Oh and this gets me thinking: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED WITH THE DALEKS!? Ok, they shall no longer be that unity of thousands upon thousands of beings looking exactly the same, we will now paint their armor matte in various colors because we are retarded, they are modernizing it and it looks retarded, the Daleks now look like just allot of cheap plastic.

Ok, so I was wondering why are us students not allowed to listen to music during tests an exams? What possible way of cheating could we have when we are allowed to bring absolutely everything as LOOONG  as it is on paper, doesn’t matter what it is, as long as it’s on paper, however we are still not allowed to bring electronics of any sorts, do the government fear the modern age so much? Well there are things like smartphones and such that will allow whoever brings one to google just about everything, but still, an mp3 player? How could we possibly cheat with it? I find the whole idea of not being allowed to use any electronic device during a test or an exam stupid, you might not agree with that though. However, if you take me as an individual I am not able to concentrate on ANYTHING at all without music of sorts, because there is sooo damn much noise in the background, if you ever just sit there on a test where everyone just sits there silently, you start to notice how many dirty and noisy habits people actually have, like playing with pencils and etc. like that it’s fucking annoying to listen to, I can’t concentrate if there’s someone next to me constantly sniffing. It makes me flip, and then I write half as much and half as well as I would if I actually had a way to block out all the annoying noisy habits people actually have. But all modern day teachers still live 50 years back in time and are therefore incapable of accepting the reality of that which we live in.

Ok, so to start of yet another rant I suppose I really want to rant about the completely pointless dubbing of movies, yes ok, it makes stuff simpler for the younger ones that are unable to comprehend the language or read the subtitles for that manner. However when they dub good movies into a seriously messed up language, like Norwegian and then refuse to show the movie in the original language, even if it was late at night because they believe that no one above the age of 12 will watch them, then they are retarded. Allot of the movies made by great companies (even if they’re corporate arsewhipes) like Dreamworks and/or Pixar, I  personally would be willing to pay to watch if they didn’t only show us the dubbed versions which is retarded, It’s like this country is slowly being transformed into germany, where to me as an outsider seems like they dub every single movie they come across, is this because English education in germany is that horrible? They also do this in countries like spain, now the problem with this is that most kids actually develop their language skills from watching tv’s and movies, this is not a theory, this is a fact, and if you let the germans watch more tv including the language English they might actually develop some language skills in other languages besides german. Not that I mind people speaking their native tongue but I prefer it if they do no do it while talking around other people and then make rude comments about them, like that which is being done on the internet and especially trough videogaming (see previous rants), In fact there is a reason English is being taught in almost every school troughout the world, it’s so these people who are unable to talk in another language than their own will be able to communicate with people with different nationalities, AND NOT ONLY TO BE RUDE TO THEM IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!!!

This is a completely senseless rant about gnomes, garden gnomes and just about anything that is small hairy and maybe annoying. Have you ever noticed the small gnomes popping into people’s gardens and sometimes making unexpected moves while no one is watching? Yes that is right, that is one of the static creatures that will slowly take over the world, they have sharp red or otherwise brightly colored hats that are meant to stab someone with, you should fear these gnomes cause they penetrate your anus and/or do allot of harm to your intestines or other internal organs. These are gnomes that should be feared and thrown into rivers because these gnomes cannot swim, however they cannot breathe either so technically that wouldn’t kill them, but it would be funny to watch a pile of gnomes underwater slowly piling up reaching for the surface. Just imagine a massive pile of gnomes reaching for the surface and slowly slowing tilting the planet in odd ways just to slowly end life as we know it, we must stop the gathering of these gnomes at all costs! HIT THEM WITH BASEBALL BATS OR JUST ANYTHING HARD THAT YOU HAVE NEARBY (This does not mean you have to wack’ em’ with your boner whenever you have a hardon, because you have just recently had a gnome up your rectum or just because you have a massive fetish for garden gnomes, oh for the love of god don’t!)

And don’t you get me started on the pink flamingo’s!